We have gathered here today to say goodbye to a jewel on this earth, Tanya.
Tanya did economics honors from Delhi university (90%), Masters in economics from Delhi School of economics (89%), MBA from Wharton business school and Phd from University of Pennsylvania.
She presented world famous papers at IMF, World Bank and UN. She was the economic advisor of 22 nations and chairperson of 46 international committees (both on economic affairs and matters of heart). Tanya won the noble prize for her poverty elimination theory in 2020.
She moved in the international political circles of the world with ease. But not forgetting her duty as a true patriot, she introduced land reforms in Vidharbha, which completely eliminated the farmer suicidal problem and saved millions of lives.
She recently finished her autobiography “an economist remembers”, which instantly became a best seller beating all previous records, even the records set by all Harry Potter books taken together.
She would be desperately missed by the Presidents of most nations for her intellect and her beauty (most presidents got divorced when she was their economic advisor. Coincidence??). Many eligible bachelors have already committed suicide in the hope of accompanying her to the gates of heaven.
She is survived by her husband (again a world famous economist, Prince of Jodhpur, look alike Johnny Depp) and a daughter (currently dating son of Prince Harry).
She shall live in our hearts.(tears)
(applause)
